Wow, a Valentines day deal I cannot refuse!

Kinja'd!!! "KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
02/01/2019 at 17:13 • Filed to: dealership, dealers, dealer, ford dealer

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From my friendly local Ford dealer

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I’m in love! I need to save the sedans!


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:14

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Joke’s on them, even if I were single and wanted a Fusion, dinner and movie sounds hella sweet. Better than a “free tank of gas.” 


Kinja'd!!! way2blu does a rev update > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:16

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Barring some miracle in the next two weeks, here’s me on Valentine’s Day:

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:17

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Jokes on you, you’re going by yourself!


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/01/2019 at 17:20

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Shhh! They don’t know that.


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:20

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Oh hell.yeah.brother. I’ve always wanted to finance dinner and a movie into a 84 month loan! 


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:22

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That $8k and dinner/movie is just a down payment on something they want. You better bring some KY if you agree to go to that movie date... 


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:24

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I mean, as long as they don’t force you into 96 month financing, I don’t see that as a terrible deal? Also, did you know a Fusion could be had with a manual? I saw one once. It was weird.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > way2blu does a rev update
02/01/2019 at 17:25

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You never know. The Good Lord works in mysterious ways...


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:26

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What I want to know is if the sweetheart that’s included is  from dealer stock, or can I factory order? And what would her options package be?


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
02/01/2019 at 17:26

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haha! oh wait... aw damn.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
02/01/2019 at 17:26

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You know what’s better than all of that, a C7 Z06 oh yeah!


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:29

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Funny enough I was just thinking about one. A few of my stock prices are on the rise. 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
02/01/2019 at 17:31

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I am not going to create a new comment all over again so I’ll just link this: https://oppositelock.kinja.com/1832139282


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove
02/01/2019 at 17:32

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We haven’t progressed enough technologically to do that yet.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:33

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Are you sure about that?


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:41

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Nothing but love, homeslice


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/01/2019 at 17:43

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:(


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
02/02/2019 at 15:10

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Email from the dealer today:

“We have YOUR (emphasis mine) Z06 still! When can you come by?”

Those sneaky bastards